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A limey hailing via the West Indies with a distinctly hybrid WI/USA/British influence. I'm into comics, knitting and fanfic at the mo. I started off life in fandom six years ago as a meta writer, and as a result, that informs my fandom interactions.

Usually, I don't involve myself in fandom dramas or personality wars. You come at the King, you best not miss. Just saying... now, how's about that cup of tea, then?

The next time we see these two guys on the field, they’ll be both sharing the same strip. Oh, and that Borini lad? Balotelli recommended Liverpool to him, and now with Balotelli coming in, Borini will be leaving.

You couldn’t make it up. 

musicianerve:

You can be cool but you can’t be “Simeone FaceTiming with family after a great win” cool.

liverpoolfchq:

On this day 10 years ago, Luis Garcia and Xabi Alonso signed for Liverpool.

*sobs*

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
What do you feel regarding the Balotelli to Liverpool transfer rumors?
jazzypom jazzypom Said:

footieridiculosity:

!!! What a great ask.

It’s not really a rumour anymore, with the clubs having agreed a fee, Mario having agreed personal terms and been seen strolling about Merseyside for his medical. I think he’s meant to officially sign on Tuesday…but anyways, the short answer:

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The long answer (THIS GOT SO OUT OF HAND DON’T READ THIS):

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Best assessment on the Balotelli and Liverpool link that I’ve read. 

“I sought out for him a team where he can be an important element without being asked to be a leader. Liverpool have Steven Gerrard. There Mario will be protected and can give his best.

“Now it’s up to him. Another flop is inadvisable… Not everyone is born to be a leader and a good striker is not always a leader either.

“Mario needs to get this pressure off his shoulders. He must feel free to score goals and that’s it.”

When asked whether this was the Last Chance Saloon for Mario’s career, agent Mino Raiola was surprisingly forthright.

“At the top level, yes. It’s either make or break now. If it goes wrong? Mario is 24 years old. He no longer has the alibi of his age.”

Liverpool Balo’s last chance

Yes to all of this. It might be the making of him. Fair cop to Steven Gerrard for wanting to work with Balotelli (after the dive Balo did when was at City against Liverpool). I need Mario to win. 

"The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart." - Robert Green Ingersoll

- Atletico de Madrid vs Real Madrid Spanish Super Cup - 22.08.2014 #HalaMadridYNadaMás

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everybodyilovedies:

CHRIS EVANS. ICE BUCKET. WATCH IT. WATCH IT NOW.

lol, the best one so far

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sweetindielove:

jazzypom:

sweetindielove:

jazzypom:

sweetindielove:

sweetindielove:

jazzypom:

sweetindielove:

jazzypom:

Mwahahaahahaha

That was a thing of beauty!

First minute, caught ‘em slipping. It was a terribly physical match though. That referee was making it rain yellow cards out there.

And your new coach bae got tossed. Such…

*gasp!* which games?! Yeah, he’s impressive already. I like his all black looks too. He’s got that aura of “I’m a little dangerous.” Lmao. I’m kidding. 😆

LOL, yeah, he does look smoldering. The sleek suits, the edgy haircut, and his players seem to like and respect him. Roll on La Liga!

And hooray for sexy, bad boy coaches!🙌 LOL.

What games are today?

Today is Athletic (Bilbao) vs Málaga, Sevilla vs Valencia, irrc. For premiership Chelsea vs Leicester (go, Foxes!), AV vs Newcastle - and about four other games! To be honest, I’m focusing on Liverpool, Leicester, Southampton- and Chelsea (but tbh, Chelsea doesn’t need my support you know?). I need Liverpool to win Champions League, I need Balotelli to win, so I’m focusing all my attention and wills on him right now. LOL. 

So many competitions, how do you keep up? Chelsea needs your support, Mourinho needs your support. Don’t forget about your old boo because there’s a new one on the horizon. Don’t be fickle, Jazz. 😂

Oh yeah, you’ve mentioned Leicester to me before, I remember you’re following them. How are they doing so far? Balotelli is the man of the hour, isn’t he? All eyes…👀

Good android apps, tbh. It helps that most matches are played on the weekends, so my week is free (and mine). Also, it helps if you tune into a couple of teams. For La Liga I’m following Barça, Bilbao and SD Eibar. For Prem it’s Leicester (because it’s a local team that’s made it to the Prem), Liverpool (for REASONS) and Chelsea (Mourinho). It helps that I enjoy watching the leagues, too. Mourinho will always be my cynical, classicist, bastard, arrogant sell sword, but Simeone? Ever since he lead Atletico to that great upset last year and maintained it last night? OMG, OMG. 

Brendan Rogers (for Liverpool) is a great, avuncular chap, but the football girl in me likes her pirates on the pitch. Yarr. 

Leicester? Too early to say. They drew last week against Everton (a solid team, especially under Martinez), I think they’re playing Chelsea or Arsenal this week, so we’ll see! 

sweetindielove:

jazzypom:

sweetindielove:

sweetindielove:

jazzypom:

sweetindielove:

jazzypom:

Mwahahaahahaha

That was a thing of beauty!

First minute, caught ‘em slipping. It was a terribly physical match though. That referee was making it rain yellow cards out there.

And your new coach bae got tossed. Such…

*gasp!* which games?! Yeah, he’s impressive already. I like his all black looks too. He’s got that aura of “I’m a little dangerous.” Lmao. I’m kidding. 😆

LOL, yeah, he does look smoldering. The sleek suits, the edgy haircut, and his players seem to like and respect him. Roll on La Liga!

And hooray for sexy, bad boy coaches!🙌 LOL.

What games are today?

Today is Athletic (Bilbao) vs Málaga, Sevilla vs Valencia, irrc. For premiership Chelsea vs Leicester (go, Foxes!), AV vs Newcastle - and about four other games! To be honest, I’m focusing on Liverpool, Leicester, Southampton- and Chelsea (but tbh, Chelsea doesn’t need my support you know?). I need Liverpool to win Champions League, I need Balotelli to win, so I’m focusing all my attention and wills on him right now. LOL.