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A limey hailing via the West Indies with a distinctly hybrid WI/USA/British influence. I'm into comics, knitting and fanfic at the mo. I started off life in fandom six years ago as a meta writer, and as a result, that informs my fandom interactions.

Usually, I don't involve myself in fandom dramas or personality wars. You come at the King, you best not miss. Just saying... now, how's about that cup of tea, then?
Asker Anonymous Asks:
Do you write any scandal fan fictions?
jazzypom jazzypom Said:

Not anymore, anon. But if you’re interested, my stuff is here

sweetindielove:

miryam1981:

Hot soccer daddies!!
Ochoa • James • Neymar

Two of my favs! And James looks like a really great dad. I think his daughter has his eyes. 😄

Salomé is a cutie. I can’t believe he married his colleague’s sister though (her brother is the goalie for the national team- David Ospina). They look alike. I can’t believe that he’s married with kid so young. I mean, 22?! (

1shara:

jazzypom:

1shara:

sweetindielove:

1shara:

sweetindielove:

jazzypom:

sweetindielove:

1shara:

Hhhmm! I kinda see your point.

What is my point? The eyes?

Lol, Neymar has that puckish charm in spades

Yessss, love it. ☺️

The eyes and the smile. This hairstyle is bearable.

See, I’m getting there. I’m making progress with you. Believe in the magic that is Neymar. Lol!

I have to find a way to like him…he’s a Barca player.

A big strength of Neymar is that he seems to be aware of team work and be respectful. Considering that Arsenal had someone like Nicklas Bendtner who had no ends of skill but became a wastrel (showing that despite talent, you can be a twat), it’s really a big thing. Neymar (rather like Messi) grew up where plays and life was organised around him. When he came to Barcelona, people were expecting him to be a prima donna and not work to Barcelona’s system (aka being a satellite in Messi’s orbit), and Neymar not only worked to the system- he pretty much tapped down his style for the good of the team. 

NGL, I like both Neymar (Barcelona) and James Rodriguez (Real Madrid). They’ve really impressed me with their demeanour over time. 

Going…going…just about sold lol. I need to check him out on you tube to gauge his strength on the pitch.

Hmmm, for Neymar, yeah you can watch videos. I’d suggest that you watch the Santos videos though, or the Copa Conferderales ones,  because at Barca, he’s changed his style to suit Messi. This video (when Messi was out injured) is the closest Neymar has played to his original style. 

In order to appreciate his skill, you have to know what it means in terms of the over arcing culture, tbh. Not a lot of people get that. I think this article is the best I’ve seen describe it so far (I love sports writing, as you know, lol). He’s really the only one right now who’s playing the samba style. 

Neymar, putting the ball through an opponent’s legs, pirouetting, even, on occasion, going back and beating an already humiliated opponent again just for the hell of it, has the jeitinho. Correction. Neymar doesn’t have the jeitinho. Neymar is the jeitinho. Neymar’s goal for Santos against a Flamengo side that included that other sorcerer of the dark arts of Brazilian soccerRonaldinho, in 2011, had the jeitinho written all over it.

1shara:

jazzypom:

1shara:

jeankd:

bsays:

This is me rn 👀👀👀👀👀👀

Ugh, I can’t stand him for existing and turning me on with his weird ass face and sexy fucking mouth.  he can sing and he can act

I’m offended that no one told me  he can sing and he can act

Drake was a teenage actor in Degrassi, boo. But yeah, if he went into the movies, I wouldn’t be mad. Unlike most of the rappers cum actors, Drake actually has the chops

Er’rybody talmbout Degrassi, who he? Yeah, he’s very convincing. I’ll give him that. 

Canadian TV series. Think of it like a Canadian Hollyoakes but in the early naughties. He played Jimmy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY5TfSnN8qY.  Rolling stone did a decent write up on him, here: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/drake-high-times-at-the-yolo-estate-20140213 was scheduled to be on the cover, but Phillip Seymour Hoffman died so Drake got pushed off the cover and was annoyed. But he got over it. 

1shara:

sweetindielove:

1shara:

sweetindielove:

jazzypom:

sweetindielove:

1shara:

Hhhmm! I kinda see your point.

What is my point? The eyes?

Lol, Neymar has that puckish charm in spades

Yessss, love it. ☺️

The eyes and the smile. This hairstyle is bearable.

See, I’m getting there. I’m making progress with you. Believe in the magic that is Neymar. Lol!

I have to find a way to like him…he’s a Barca player.

A big strength of Neymar is that he seems to be aware of team work and be respectful. Considering that Arsenal had someone like Nicklas Bendtner who had no ends of skill but became a wastrel (showing that despite talent, you can be a twat), it’s really a big thing. Neymar (rather like Messi) grew up where plays and life was organised around him. When he came to Barcelona, people were expecting him to be a prima donna and not work to Barcelona’s system (aka being a satellite in Messi’s orbit), and Neymar not only worked to the system- he pretty much tapped down his style for the good of the team. 

NGL, I like both Neymar (Barcelona) and James Rodriguez (Real Madrid). They’ve really impressed me with their demeanour over time. 

1shara:

jeankd:

bsays:

This is me rn 👀👀👀👀👀👀

Ugh, I can’t stand him for existing and turning me on with his weird ass face and sexy fucking mouth.  he can sing and he can act

I’m offended that no one told me  he can sing and he can act

Drake was a teenage actor in Degrassi, boo. But yeah, if he went into the movies, I wouldn’t be mad. Unlike most of the rappers cum actors, Drake actually has the chops

miryam1981:

Hot soccer daddies!!
Ochoa • James • Neymar

The journalists asked James Rodriguez to take selfies with him after he finished his first press conference as a new Real Madrid player |  22.7.14

Real Madrid have reportedly sold 345,000 shirts with James Rodriguez’ name on them in just 48 hours of his signing, the highest in their history.
- sport.es (via skylikethat)

Thirst. Bucket.
James man.

jjazminerxoxo:

Suit & Tie

No Messi, no.